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deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

OK to make a font out of your own writing

the-bowling-angels:

kittenmogu:

chromehearts:

pelicaneggs:

go here

http://www.myscriptfont.com/

instead of printing it off just use this blank thing that way you dont have to scan it or anything

so fill that out by pasting it in any art program and whatnot

then save it and upload it to that site

and itll give you an option to download it

so do that and then install it BAM

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(Source: dallerus)

tags → #useful #ehehehehe 

all-four-cheekbones:

doorlord5ever:

all-four-cheekbones:

So would Spider-man’s acrobatics be referred to as Peter Parkour

You mean his aracnobatics?

You win best response.

tags → #puns #q 

(Source: vodkapleasuresmile)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

tags → #puns 

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

huffingtonpost:

Guy in yoga pants pranks creepy dudes (again)

airyairyquitecontrary:

squeakykins:

das-uberchicken:

worksofwalt:

Okay. So there’s a theory out there about this movie that I’m going to throw out to you all. I’m not sure I agree with it, but at the same time, I’m not sure I don’t. It really makes a lot of sense if you think about it, but I fairly confident it was not a planned story by the creators of the movie. But it certainly fits. So here goes.

The Great Stone Dragon is featured three times in the movie: First, Mulan stands beside the statue when she sings about how she wishes her outside would match her inside, and that her actions and appearances were in line with her inner character. Second, Mulan sits on the base of the statue watching her father pass his final night before going off to war, it is here that she makes her decision to take his place. And the third time is when the ancestors attempt – and fail – to awaken the spirit.

So why does the statue crumble? Because it’s empty. Because the spirit of the Great Stone Dragon has already awakened and given Mulan the strength she needed to make her decision and go to war in her father’s stead. Mulan woke the dragon (calm down, Viserys) when she sang ‘Reflection’ beside him, and he gave her his spirit when she sat in the rain watching her father, passing to her all of the strength of the Great Stone Dragon. So when the ancestors try to wake him, he’s already gone.

Anyway that’s the theory. As I said, I don’t know that I buy into it, but it certainly makes a lot of sense. 

My childhood just got more beautiful

I’d always wondered why it didn’t work! Honestly this theory makes perfect sense. The spirit wasn’t there to talk her OUT of going to war, it was there to give her the strength and courage to do it in the first place.

And it means that the statue wasn’t a DUD, the ancestors just didn’t understand how it worked.

tags → #disney #mulan #movies 
stkidd:

ollivander:

gerommey:

sleepy heads

dave has to pee


TG: shit

stkidd:

ollivander:

gerommey:

sleepy heads

dave has to pee

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TG: shit

tags → #homestuck 

kaciart:

vanoty:

For Windows.

My friends and I occasionally have this problem so I’ve taught them this simple method that takes less than a minute as opposed to waiting several for your computer to restart(especially if it’s slow).

What’s great about this method is that sometimes restarting your computer wont fix the problem, but this usually will.

MAKE SURE YOU CLOSE ALL YOUR ART APPS.

This is important, otherwise the changes wont take effect. If it doesn’t work the first time, try again, sometimes it takes restarting it more than once.

For Windows 8, search for “services.msc” in your apps and click on the result. Continue from there!

Now go draw, babies!

You are a LIFESAVER

Ive been having so much trouble with my tablet driver and this sorted it right out just now.

tags → #useful 

oodlesofboodles:

grampsharley:

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I THINK I JUST FELT A LANCE GO THROUGH MY CHEST

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gLAD i’M NOT THE ONLY ONE„,

(Source: grandpaharleys)

the-art-freak:

What have I done

the-art-freak:

What have I done

the-winbreasters:

deanassbutts:

district12er:

unclefather:

panelling:

cootertooter:

sunsandsurfsoul:

fishgingers:

i once chipped a tooth while making out when i was 15

I once bit a guy’s dick because I told him not to force his dick down my throat and he did

I once dated and kissed a girl to hide my sexuality

a leopard can carry twice its bodyweight up a tree

Ants are really strong

Where is this post going?

the real question is where are you going?

not all that wander are found

tags → #textposts #what 

mattiewinter:

history-fanatic101:

kierwynn:

A problem I’m sure we can all relate to.

See? Russia CALLED Canada! Canada isn`t ALWAYS forgotten!

BUT DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS!? Okay… I should stop shouting. It means that Russia is just a big dork. Like, really… you’ve gont a polar bear trying to bite into your brain matter and he’s just sitting there calmly calling the ONLY PERSON he knows that has a Polar bear himself. He didn’t just REMEMBER Canada, he ALSO remembered his Polar Bear. Russia may not be able to see Canada in person, but he knows he exists. Hell, Historically, Russia used to occupy a great deal of Alaska and the western Canadian coast.

You know what else? Canada Also asked Russia something along the lines of, “Do you need to know right now?” I.E.

"I am wanting to know how one would go about getting polar bear to stop gnawing one’s head"

"Do you need to know right now?"

"Yes. Now would be preferable."

Canada just kind of sits there on the other end and is all “Why the fuck you need to know?” as he, he couldn’t put two and two together and realize that this might be something he needs to tell Russia ASAP.

Sorry, Sorry… I just love these two. Not even as a ship (even if I ship it) but just as characters with platonic interactions. Russia is such a shy and sweet and polite dork and Canada is just polite back a might not have a lot of forethought that let’s these two be cutie-pies. 

tags → #hetalia #APH Russia 
me: buys ten new books
me: re-reads harry potter
tags → #me